Mixed gutts

1.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?  
Does accumulated minutes count? ;]

2.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Referring to tangible or intangible?

3.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Is it not a requirement to do so at least once a day?

4.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Who doesn't spend on taxi fare and gas?

5.LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
I think I gulped that Thai Spicy Noodles,didn't I?

6.ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"I don't love you?"-My Chemical Romance

7.WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Do hotels count?

8.LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
Wait,was it a wedding or FREE-meal-coupon day?

9.LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Apparently sunday, is she still sobbing over happiness?

10.WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT
WITH FRIENDS?
Is it quite an assumption that it
would probably be anywhere my friends
wouldn't see me with another loser guy?

11.CAN YOU COOK?
It depends if you prefer human flesh instead?

15.CAN YOU BAKE?
If Hansel & Gretel is around then maybe I can try?

16.LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
What hungry kid wouldn't make you cry?

17.LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
What's not to like?

18.HATE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
What's not to hate?

19.CAN YOU SING?
...that is if you're prepared to be amazed?

20.DO YOU SMOKE?
You mean am I scorching hot?

21.PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Eventually, it will depend on what comes with what, right?

22.DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
Is this supposed to be with a "double-meaning" question and answer?

23.LAST PERSON ON MISSED CALL LIST:
(COMPANY Phone)...where are you?

24.LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED:
Pls dsregard f payment has bn settled,sweeeet huh?

25.CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
If I say guys eat my powdery-pool-dust, wat ya think?

26.CAN YOU SWIM?
In the midst of what?

27.FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Anything that comes with a cone don't you think so?

28.WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? Do you think I was ever awake?

29.WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?
Am I not already deprived of a weekend more often than not?

30.ARE YOU SMILING?
With my lips almost touching my ears?

31.DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
I probably would detest that?

32.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
You meant someone I'd like to crush?

33.DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
Do you think I could deny that?

34.ARE YOU IN LOVE?
As much as I'd like to but no, do you think I am?

35.DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?

Like...dead people?

36.WHAT MOVIE DO YOU WANT TO SEE RIGHT NOW? Are scandals considered as short films nowadays?

37. ARE YOU EASY TO GET ALONG WITH?
Am I easy to go along with what,a bowl
of salad?

38. IF YOU WERE A COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Now isn't that an intelligent question?

39. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE RIGHT

NOW,WHERE?

Will it be too dramatic if I confess, I need to go do "number 2"?

40. WHAT DISNEY MOVIE CAN YOU WATCH OVER & OVER?
Is Highschool Musical too obvious?

41. FOOD YOU'RE CRAVING FOR RIGHT THIS MINUTE? Didn't I just gulped Thai Spicy Noodles?

42. NAME A PERSON WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "J"? Don't we usually shout, "@#$&*%, you...(Jerk)?"

43. WHERE'S THE BEST PLACE TO EAT ICE CREAM?

Have you heard of the ice cream place?

45. RADIO STATION YOU FREQUENTLY LISTEN TO?

You expect me to have time for that?

44. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE "SCARY MOVIE"?
Aren't soap operas scary enough?

45. WHERE DO YOU USUALLY HANG OUT?
You mean where I dry my clothes?

46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?

So is that what you should include in a resume too?

48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PHONE?
Is "dirt" a color?

49. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOMORROW?
If you think it's something new, why not do it now?

50. FAVORITE DAY?
Is it yesterday, the one I never had?